hot, sexy, stupid hands

March 10, 2009

check out this crazy woman.  meet ellen sirot, the “super model of hands”.  and a stupid piece of s___.

it’s ridiculous how much she loves her own hands.  it’s beyond being prideful and arrogant.  it’s unbelievable how lame this woman is, that it’s high comedy.  un.  real.  skip to the 1:30 mark.

just listen to her talk about her very own hands: “they are really the perfect, neutral-toned hands…”  when asked if the reporter can touch it, she hesitates, then goes, “…very very gentle…” then disrupts her talking, pointing to the the upper side of her hand, “i would touch this part, just with your finger tip.”

and after the reporter does touch it, ellen herself boasts, “these are the softest hands!”

at the 2:30 mark, look at the way she walks around the streets of new york city.  a frickin lunatic.  and because of her lame profession, she’s not allowed to do ANYTHING!!!!   she does not cook, clean, open cans/windows or open doors…  i mean, what DOES she do?  her husband practically does everything for her, and her daughter puts this woman’s frickin’ shoes on for her!  what a frickin douche wart.

i wonder if she wipes her own butt. …or does her husband do that for her?

seriously, i would LOVE to shake her hands right after eating a tub of spicy, greasy, barbeque sauce-covered ribs.  i also hope she gets 5 paper cuts today

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